Rumpelstiltskin Collection - Ocean

Content: 100% Silk Taffeta
Horizontal Repeat:  17"
Vertical Repeat:  15.5"
Width: 54" 

CUT!  We don't think Rumpelstiltskin could get made today.  There's too much going on.  I'll say this, there's more going on than on the cul-de-sac of Knots Landing.  Things are not what they seem.   What am I talking about, nothing's what it seems!  An important miller?  A miller with an ego?  Come on now.  That's got to go.  A miller with an ego and a beautiful daughter...you feel me?  Straw into gold?  A beautiful daughter that the King wants to marry for her richness not her beauty?  People, focus!  A short man that can spin straw to gold but doesn't want the gold or the damsel, but wants her first born son?  What?!  The script's a mess.  It's all over the place.  What am I supposed to tell the producers, the guy tears himself in two at the end?